Dilweed is an amateur yodeler and the oldest of the Numb Chucks (by 15 seconds!). As the elder bro of the duo, Dilweed takes himself, and everything they do, a bit more seriously than Fungus. To him, Kung Fu is a deadly serious matter...
Fungus is a happy-go-lucky kinda guy. You might call him a "Good Time Charlie" except his name is Fungus, not Charlie. To Fungus, life is an endless journey of constant fun with zero responsabilities!
Forget all those images of fluffy, innocent lambs frolicking in a field...this one is a lazy, bitter sheep. Buford wants nothing to do with niceness, helpfulness, or an honest day's work. Buford's preferred lifestyle is one of sloth and envy.
Quills works at "Pin Heads", Ding-A-Ling Springs' popular bowling alley and Quills presides over the whole place because her Dad was a pro bowler and he founded the family business.
Hooves is nervous. And who wouldn't be living next door to the Numb Chucks? Every time Hooves walks out his door he's terrified of being nailed by a wayward throwing star or an errant bow staff. Basically, Hooves lives in a war zone.
Grandma Butternut is Buford's grandmother and housemate. She's a sweet, old lady who is constantly disappointed with her never-helpful and irritable grandson, Buford.
A former Ding-A-Ling Springs native, Woodchuck Morris is the highly-charged and intimidating host of the Numb Chucks' favourite martial arts training video. In the video, Woodchuck Morris is blunt. To the point. He doesn't like any guff!!